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50 shades of grey sequel

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50 shades of grey sequel

Post by amacman » Sat May 17, 2014 11:48 am

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......back and forth...back and forth..... in and out..........
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.
She was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding..... Her face was flushed.....
Then she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted....







"Okay, Okay!!! I can't park the car!!! You do it, you smug bar steward !!!!

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Re: 50 shades of grey sequel

Post by graemeX5 » Sat May 17, 2014 8:24 pm

Very good and my wife also laughed at it :))
Now: E70 X5 in Blue, 3 Minis Cooper S R53, JCW R56 & Cooper S Roadster R59 :drive:

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Re: 50 shades of grey sequel

Post by X5Sport » Sat May 17, 2014 9:48 pm

Tee hee......
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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