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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob.

I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I've not been getting any at home for months, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his kitchen, grabbed a knife, and without a word, stabbed his wife to death.


A few moments later, a second text came in:


Damned predictive text.

I meant "wifi", not "wife".

Superb.  )

Tee hee...... )

I assumed it was pics of both of your footballer and WAG cars!

Joke was pretty good. So much better than anything X5sport comes up with

Well one is close to being an Audi after all........

Have the RRS now but Audi, I mean Bentley, not due for another week and a half.

And they're both expensive Skodas.......

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Well one is close to being an Audi after all........

Have the RRS now but Audi, I mean Bentley, not due for another week and a half.
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And the pics are where?

How much of a bath did you take on the Aston ?

I always look at cost to change, so on paper I've been paid 38k to drive the Aston round for 8 months.

Keeps me sane anyway. 

Wifey's RRS is very very nice (though made almost entirely out of plastic) and I may well be tempted by a 4.4 V8 when I tire of the GTC.

That is some running costs, a whole 335d outright!

So where are the pics of the RRS, only fair you show the members on here what is now the best 4x4xfar

That's 'been paid' not 'have paid'.  Cost to change is several grand less than the changeover to the Aston and that's on a car costing some 38k more.  PIcs tomorrow as she's been detailed by Iain at Finer Detailing now (the car not the wife - phnaar phnaar)