Joke of the day (no not Sunderlland)

[snipez999]

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob.

I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I've not been getting any at home for months, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his kitchen, grabbed a knife, and without a word, stabbed his wife to death.


A few moments later, a second text came in:


Damned predictive text.

I meant "wifi", not "wife".

[Raj]

Superb.  )

[X5Sport]

Tee hee...... )

[535dboy]

I assumed it was pics of both of your footballer and WAG cars!

Joke was pretty good. So much better than anything X5sport comes up with

[snipez999]

Well one is close to being an Audi after all........

Have the RRS now but Audi, I mean Bentley, not due for another week and a half.

[X5Sport]

And they're both expensive Skodas.......

[535dboy]

[quote="snipez999"]
Well one is close to being an Audi after all........

Have the RRS now but Audi, I mean Bentley, not due for another week and a half.
[/quote]

And the pics are where?

How much of a bath did you take on the Aston ?

[snipez999]

I always look at cost to change, so on paper I've been paid 38k to drive the Aston round for 8 months.

Keeps me sane anyway. 

Wifey's RRS is very very nice (though made almost entirely out of plastic) and I may well be tempted by a 4.4 V8 when I tire of the GTC.

[535dboy]

That is some running costs, a whole 335d outright!

So where are the pics of the RRS, only fair you show the members on here what is now the best 4x4xfar

[snipez999]

That's 'been paid' not 'have paid'.  Cost to change is several grand less than the changeover to the Aston and that's on a car costing some 38k more.  PIcs tomorrow as she's been detailed by Iain at Finer Detailing now (the car not the wife - phnaar phnaar)