New Australian Chat Up line
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:57 pm
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says: "You remind me of my little toe!"
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I mean I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk....."
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I mean I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk....."
) good one!