Bad day

[Reusch]

Here I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burstinto tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man cry."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. Then I forgot my wallet in the cab I took home. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with another man; and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, I dropped a capsule in and sat here watching the poison dissolve; then you showed up and gulped the whole thing!

But, enough about me, how's your day going, dude?"

[535dboy]

He he