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Classmate

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:44 pm
by X5Sport
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well...... if you have, you'll love this one!

My name is George Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her dental diploma, which bore her full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a slim, beautiful, blonde haired girl with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could she be the same girl that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing her, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This tubby, grey haired woman with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After she examined my teeth, I asked her if he had attended Morgan Park secondary modern school.

'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner!' she beamed with pride.

'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked.

She answered, 'In 1965. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

She looked at me closely.

Then the ugly, old, bloated, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, haggard bitch asked.......













'What did you teach?'

Re: Classmate

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:49 pm
by Reusch
:))

Re: Classmate

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:03 am
by amacman
In a club the other night, there was some big fat bird dancing on a table.
As I walked past, I said great legs.
She said "really, thank you"
I said yeah, most tables would have collapsed by now.

Re: Classmate

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:01 pm
by pvr
:)) :))

Re: Classmate

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:46 pm
by jaynana
lol

Re: Classmate

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:30 am
by Don Coffey
:)) :)) for both of you.

Don