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Black Underwear...

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Black Underwear...

Post by X5Sport » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:54 pm

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. For the last year her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she would go out, but just didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum, I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away. Their first night there, she undressed as he did, and there she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit again - but this time he was wearing a black condom .

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I would like to offer you my very deepest condolences!"
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Post by amacman » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:37 pm

Good one

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Post by Reusch » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:37 pm

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Post by awj85 » Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:20 pm

fantastic!

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