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Group Therapy

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Group Therapy

Post by amacman » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:47 am

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five
young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank."

He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, "Whisky".

He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy."

At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,

"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Fanny and Willy and go home."

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Re: Group Therapy

Post by 535dboy » Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:55 pm

:)) :)) :))

Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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Re: Group Therapy

Post by huck » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:23 pm

LOL!

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Re: Group Therapy

Post by X5Sport » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:22 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
:)) :)) :))

Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour....... :P

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Re: Group Therapy

Post by 535dboy » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:49 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
:)) :)) :))

Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
[/quote]

No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour....... :P

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Nope can't be sophisticated, must just be an age thing
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Re: Group Therapy

Post by jaynana » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:05 am

they just have an obsession.. with big as5es..  :P
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Re: Group Therapy

Post by Raj » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:01 am

Good to start the day smiling..lol
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