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The Airline Stewardess

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The Airline Stewardess

Post by amacman » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:06 am

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at  Heathrow.

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He assumes because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him aggressively and says 'What the f**k do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face --'Ryanair'.
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Post by Sanj » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:40 am

Very good.
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Post by Chompers » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:38 am

Nice one  :)
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Post by Reusch » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:17 am

Good one.
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Post by Don Coffey » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:52 am

:)) :)) I take it she had a rough Eastern Europe accent?

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Post by MJim » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:55 am

Love it!  :))
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Post by huck » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:31 am

Good one!


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Post by jaynana » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:02 pm

lol
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Post by Raj » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:35 pm

Nice one.
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