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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft bugger, I want it chewin' a bone!"

LOL, very good!

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Marginal improvement on your other 'Yorkshire' efforts.... )

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Don

Yep, the others were right shockers, but this one's pretty good.  )

Hmmm. Could get away with that one.