A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft bugger, I want it chewin' a bone!"
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Yorkshire dog
Re: Yorkshire dog
LOL, very good!
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Re: Yorkshire dog
Marginal improvement on your other 'Yorkshire' efforts.... )
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Yep, the others were right shockers, but this one's pretty good. )
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