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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked
if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched
her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
under- weight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

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That deserves a  ) from me and a rolling of the eyes and a tut from Mrs Coffey. 

Don

That made me chuckle! )