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Understanding the male psyche.....

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Understanding the male psyche.....

Post by X5Sport » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:51 am

Understanding the Male Psyche.

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6?"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

(If you're female, I'm sure you're going back to read it again... males will get it the first time.)








The scary bit is I did get it first time, and Mrs X5 Sport had to have it explained to her  :-[ :doh:

(She doesn't like male logic for some reason)... ???

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Re: Understanding the male psyche.....

Post by Steamyrotter » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:18 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Understanding the Male Psyche.The scary bit is I did get it first time, and Mrs X5 Sport had to have it explained to her  :-[ :doh:
[/quote]

Take it you are back on the sick again after that?????
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Re: Understanding the male psyche.....

Post by jaynana » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:26 pm

i have a different answer these days - 'corner shop is expensive, plan your shopping and order everything online' :)

so no shopping isles to waste hrs with  :P
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