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Living at 80......

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Living at 80......

Post by X5Sport » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:45 pm

I recently visited my doctor for a complete health check.
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After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 61).
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A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
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He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
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'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
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'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
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'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
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'No, I don't,' I said.
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He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
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'No,' I said...
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He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the @@@@ do you want to live to 80?
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