Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work
A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.
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Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
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Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work
A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.
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I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work
A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.
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I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
That is a great idea. Wonder if I can get away with outsourcing all household and DIY duties too. She will never notice.
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Was great until he got too lazy and posted his RSA token!!!! :doh:
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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
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Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
I really rate this guy. What a star and wish I'd thought of it...lol
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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot. Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane' >:D
Don
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot. Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane' >:D
Don
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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?
[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot. Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane' >:D
Don
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Is the stewardess included as per the film too..... >:D
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that. Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East! ::)
Don
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Can I have a go? I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :headhurt: :upsidedown:
Richard
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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot. Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane' >:D
Don
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Is the stewardess included as per the film too..... >:D
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.