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New Homo Erectus Genetic Subspecies

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:30 am
by jaynana
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Named 'Homo Slackass-Erectus' created by natural genetic
downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper
limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability
to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also
seems to affect brain function. 

Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal
communication. 

Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

Commonly found across most races but mostly among the male species.

Re: New Homo Erectus Genetic Subspecies

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:10 am
by Don Coffey
:rofl: :lol: :laughing1:

That's right on the nail.  Time to wind up the step kids!

Don

Re: New Homo Erectus Genetic Subspecies

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:59 am
by Reusch
+1 sick and tired of telling my 22yr old to pull his bleeding jeans up.

New Homo Erectus Genetic Subspecies

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:22 am
by snipez999
But they are your jeans not his, a washing room error?!  Lol


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