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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!

We need the height, and she gives us the bloody length!'

Ouch......

PMSL.

Utter bulls1ht! You would never find an Irish blonde that well prepared!  ::)

Don

nice one and good come back  )

was waiting for some irish feedback  :boxing:

I decided against using 'Two Irishmen & a Blonde' in the title just to make sure not to upset Don....too much  O:-)

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I decided against using 'Two Irishmen & a Blonde' in the title just to make sure not to upset Don....too much  O:-)
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Takes a little more than that to upset me.  . Over here they tell jokes by referring to everyone one as paddy!  Ie. paddy Englishman, paddy Irishman and paddy Scotsman. Now this does wind me up!  )  As I point out, paddy is always the Irishman and therefore the but of the joke!

Don