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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

Post by jaynana » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:45 am

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,






'Please ...... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
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Post by Reusch » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:19 am

Beauty  :))
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Re: A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

Post by X5Sport » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:30 am

Classy....consider it shamelessly stolen..... :whistle:
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Post by pvr » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:20 am

Excellent  :))
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Post by Don Coffey » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:22 am

Cracking, didn't see the punchline coming.  :))

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