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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

:)Yeh

No my wife's a good passenger, but the mother in law good god yes.


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Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

R

[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

R
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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back  (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch  >:D

[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

R
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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back  (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch  >:D
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Exactly........... ) ) )

I thought that was what the boot was used for so you can put distractions safely out of the way,  )

Ps don't tell the mrs

[quote="graemeX5"]


Ps don't tell the mrs
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I can be bribed ...  >:D

since buying the X i've emploiyed a new strategy

'u damage the car i'm gonna buy a new one!'  :rule:

it has worked well so far, cos she's highly worried about the bank balance (as if i'm not but its the perception that matters  )