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Income Tax
Just spotted this in the Daily Telegraph comments on the LibDem Conference. . .
Can you believe it ?
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question 4, "Do you have anyone dependent on you" , I replied "1.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployed Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in parliament and the whole of the EU commission".
They said this was not acceptable !
Who did I miss out ?
Priceless.
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Income Tax
Income Tax
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Re: Income Tax
now thats quality and true! 
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Re: Income Tax
Very good
but I did notice he missed out subsidising the banks and bankers in my opinion thats where he went wrong - lol)
but I did notice he missed out subsidising the banks and bankers in my opinion thats where he went wrong - lol
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Re: Income Tax
i love it! >:D
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Re: Income Tax
Nice one all true
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