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A BBC Journalist.........

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A BBC Journalist.........

Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:25 pm

A female BBC journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Can I ask, what is your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I've been talking to a f***ing brick wall."
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Re: A BBC Journalist.........

Post by graemeX5 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:58 pm

Very good and i think I know the feeling. :wall:
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