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Dedicated to ALL Married Couples


They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.


Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.


Question:   Why do women live longer than men?
Answer:     Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful,  & I love u.
After marriage    : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


Man    : Is there any way for long life?
Dr        : Get married.
Man    : Will it help?
Dr        : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.


Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer    : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Wife              : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband       : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
 


If you are not married, please take due care.  535dboy.......dedicated to you

535dboy is probably too busy doing all the jobs that his wife has listed for him. Not seen him online recently

Very good and I'm going to pass on the two minutes silence one to my father in law he'll appreciate the humour. Lol

Thats excellent, it really made me laugh, thanks for posting.

Thanks

I have to say I have a got a good one this time!

Well, you have been test driving her for a while

Have to agree with the first bit too, I keep getting emails saying I've bought something!!!!