They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
Question:Â Â Why do women live longer than men?
Answer:Â Â Â Â Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage   : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man   : Is there any way for long life?
Dr       : Get married.
Man   : Will it help?
Dr       : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer   : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife             : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband      : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.Â
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If you are not married, please take due care. 535dboy.......dedicated to you
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
