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BBC News Announcement
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BBC News Announcement
The BBC have anounced that Fabio Capello has resigned from the England Captain's job. An Italian leaving a sinking ship, who would have thought it!
Hey, it's been too quiet in here for a while....and I could have done a Rednapp joke about handling the Euro's - as long as they're unmarked and untraceable...
Hey, it's been too quiet in here for a while....and I could have done a Rednapp joke about handling the Euro's - as long as they're unmarked and untraceable...
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Re: BBC News Announcement
Hahahah 
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Re: BBC News Announcement
Didn't people die on that boat?
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Re: BBC News Announcement
I received a few Costa jokes over email yesterday:
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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Re: BBC News Announcement
My faith in the warped British sense of humour restored........tasteless, but still funny....... 
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