At Tiffany's jewelery
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:15 am
A woman walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little pweeeeep and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around though, her worst nightmare materializes in the form
of a good looking salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady
with, "Good day, Madam.How may we help you today?"
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little "incident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam. if you farted just looking at it, I fear you're
going to sh** yourself when I tell you the price."
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little pweeeeep and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around though, her worst nightmare materializes in the form
of a good looking salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady
with, "Good day, Madam.How may we help you today?"
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little "incident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam. if you farted just looking at it, I fear you're
going to sh** yourself when I tell you the price."