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Blonde Buys A BMW

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Blonde Buys A BMW

Post by Minda » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:29 pm

A woman always wanted an expensive car; a status symbol to drive around and flaunt.

She scrimps and saves, goes to the BMW dealer, and plops down many dollars for a brand new state-of-the-art, computer enhanced, kick-butt, dream mobile.

She's driving off and decides she wants some music and searches for the radio. The dashboard looks like a control panel at NASA. She fiddles with this button, that gizmo... jiggles these and those, but finally gives up. Can't find the blasted thing.

Furious, she races back to the dealership and screams at the salesman. She tells him they forgot to install the radio.

He assures her it's right there in front of her. It's hooked into the onboard computer and voice- activated. All she has to do is tell it what she wants to hear.

He demonstrates: "Classical," he says. "click" The car fills with the sounds of Paganini. "Blues," he says, and "click" a B.B. King classic plays.

She drives off, amazed.

"Country," she says, and "click" a Garth Brooks tune comes on. "New Age" and "click" Yanni at the Acropolis snaps on.

She's so captivated by this new toy that she isn't paying much attention to the road. Another driver runs a light and cuts her off.

"Low-life, arrogant, self-centered scum!!!" she screams.

"click"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
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Re: Blonde Buys A BMW

Post by AW8 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:37 pm

Minda,

Always keen to see humour on here albeit the last was wasted on me.....................

I don't have a dislike for attractive blonde females & reckon the current President is a refreshing change from the simpleton he replaced...........................I was expecting the radio punchline to refer to the Chris Evans show albeit the words Low Life & scum might not apply.
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Re: Blonde Buys A BMW

Post by 535dboy » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:18 pm

Not actually funny
Currently :
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2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
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2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport

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