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A customer asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"

The clerk asks..."So you're Irish aren't you?"

The guy, clearly offended says, ""Yes I am, so what of it, I'm sick of racist attitudes, let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Hot Chilli Sausage, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The clerk says..."No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says..."Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied..."Well Sir, to be honest, it's because this is Bunnings you're in "...

er? What? Who or what is Bunnings? I know, that's ruined it......

My thoughts exactly & when I saw the above.

Bunnings is allegedly a hard selling Aussie d.i.y & homeware chain.........I think.

Sad thing is I have spent 10 mins watching Bunnings Ads on youtube.

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This is my favourite. Ironically it actually makes reference to sausages but no intent to undermines bayraks joke.

Bayrak - Thanks for your considerable effort in sharing light content. Please dont be offended if some of us don't get jokes or perhaps we have to deliberate to interpret the international content