He Said Why Commit Suicide
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:36 am
A tough group of bikers were out riding on a Sunday afternoon when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
Their leader, a big burly fellow, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss any opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl......"
Their leader, a big burly fellow, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss any opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl......"
