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Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:02 pm
by ITBarbie
Hi Girls
Just thought I would even the balance of testosterone on here !
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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won't stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.[/size]
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:16 pm
by pvr
Shocking ...
Impressive copy/paste though - did a man show you?
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:00 pm
by lezmtaylor
Brilliant, my wife is still smirking at me and we've only been married 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lez
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:26 pm
by x555
LOL touchee!
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:32 am
by ITBarbie
[quote=""pvr""]Shocking ...
Impressive copy/paste though - did a man show you?
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You're right a man did teach me but like most of you lot it was over so quickly I never had chance to enjoy it!
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:19 am
by pvr
Miiaaaaaaaaaaauw
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:20 am
by jeegnesh
Shocking
Lets even the balance
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:38 am
by kena
Ha ha nice one. Searching around for blonde jokes now
Lets even the balance
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:33 pm
by lizzie
Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol
Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:11 pm
by ITBarbie
[quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]
Hi Lizzie
Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point
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Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:37 pm
by 5hep
[quote=""ITBarbie""][quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]
Hi Lizzie
Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point
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Penny, finished all the housework then
Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:03 pm
by ITBarbie
[quote=""5hep""][quote=""ITBarbie""][quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]
Hi Lizzie
Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point
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Penny, finished all the housework then
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Well smarty pants in fact I have baked two cakes today (cup cakes & Victoria sponge) as well as home made soup. You see that's why I've no time left for mods !!!
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Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:17 pm
by kena
Hey I can cook. Had to learn when spending most of my time away from home in stavanger. Can't bake cakes mind
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:07 pm
by 5hep
I'll PM my address as I so love victoria sponge
Re: Lets even the balance
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:41 pm
by pvr
As a mod, I think I should have first try of the cake. For the good of the forum of course. Yep, that was it.
