A Scottish Bird

[bayrak]

A man buy’s a Budgie.
It keeps repeating

“Am a Glesca Budgie. Am hard as f**k!”

After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a Kestrel
Puts it in the cage and said “Let’s see how hard you are now”

Next morning the Kestrels dead, Budgie said

“Am a Glesca Budgie am hard as f**k!”

Man buys a Buzzard puts it in the cage

Next morning the Buzzards dead and the Budgie said

“Am a Glesca Budgie am hard as f**k!”

Man buys a Golden Eagle puts it in the cage

Next morning the Eagles dead and the Budgie has no feathers left.

Budgie says “Hid tae take ma jaikit aff fur that B***a!”