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Cat
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:48 am
by donkeybrains
A primary school teacher spots that Ethan, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "Ethan, why is your cat at school today?"
Ethan, now in tears, replies, "I heard James the postman telling Mummy 'when your kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!
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Re: Cat
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:54 pm
by Mars
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I know someone called James who also likes puddycats , particularly those freaky hairless ones!
Mars (my horse)
Re: Cat
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:11 pm
by donkeybrains
my kitten is totally hairless, and keeps drooling every time she thinks of James the postman making a recorded delivery...
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Re: Cat
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:24 pm
by Mars
urrrgh.
Put it away love.
Re: Cat
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:37 pm
by donkeybrains
[quote="Mars"]
urrrgh.
Put it away love.
[/quote]
me? put it away?
what about those things of yours that supply all the milk for tescos in milton keynes...