Quickie In the Bushes
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:45 am
There are two
statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They
had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes
to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her,
she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After 15 minutes, the two return, out of Breath and
laughing.
The angel tells
them, 'Um, you have 15 minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her, 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
let's change positions’.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and
you $hit on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING???
statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They
had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes
to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her,
she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After 15 minutes, the two return, out of Breath and
laughing.
The angel tells
them, 'Um, you have 15 minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her, 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
let's change positions’.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and
you $hit on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING???
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