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Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:31 pm
by X5-D-Sport
Woman for swaps.........
Grumpy as buggery,
Menopausal
Miserable as sin
critical of everything
Argumentative
never satisfied
Alcoholic
farts a lot
expensive to keep
gone off sex
foul temper - all the time
dreadful driver & a destroyer of X5's
AND
Some times worse with PMT or a bad hair day...
good cook tho !!
In exchange, I need
an AC switch panel for an E53,
Tyre pressure sensor kit,
some plastic boot trim parts,
any takers... I will part with cash too
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:12 pm
by shadrack
i think i may already have a very similar model.....
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:19 pm
by saucysimon1954
I'll give you £20 for her
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:18 pm
by X5-D-Sport
Deal... I will arrange freight tomorrow.
Re similar model - they were all manufactured badly and broken at source, I'm sure of it....
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:24 pm
by Sanj
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Brilliant!
Seen a recent thread regards the tyre pressure sensor kit - have a quick search, think it was up for £50???
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:55 pm
by X5-D-Sport
I saw this too...
I contacted the seller... but never got a reply.
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:43 pm
by Smeeagain
[quote="X5-D-Sport Salisbury"]
Woman for swaps.........
Grumpy as buggery,
Menopausal
Miserable as sin
critical of everything
Argumentative
never satisfied
Alcoholic
farts a lot
expensive to keep
gone off sex
foul temper - all the time
dreadful driver & a destroyer of X5's
AND
Some times worse with PMT or a bad hair day...
good cook tho !!
In exchange, I need
an AC switch panel for an E53,
Tyre pressure sensor kit,
some plastic boot trim parts,
any takers... I will part with cash too
[/quote]
What do we always say - you need to post pics !
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:58 pm
by Barney
Has she got her own teeth?
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:57 pm
by X5-D-Sport
mostly her own teeth, but some times she borrows her mothers if she is going some where posh,,
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Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:16 pm
by TimX5
[quote="X5-D-Sport Salisbury"]
mostly her own teeth, but some times she borrows her mothers if she is going some where posh,,
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You speak highly of your other half pmsl
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:53 pm
by X5-D-Sport
Maybe I should marry my X5.....
more reliable,
I can sell it if I get sick of it
If it gets ugly I can trade it in for a newer model
and I can knock out the dents & wrinkles when it get old...
A woman on the other hand..... Nadda.....
In Tunisia you can sell your wife or swap her for a camel & some goats, or a car..
Now, where's my passport ?
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Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:21 am
by Reusch
Ooooooooh no teeth luvly
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:14 am
by X5-D-Sport
Only one eye too... but it loiks ok from the side :'(
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:00 am
by X5Sport
So unlike the X5 which looks good at any angle, your 'goods' may be more challenged in certain aspects? Is there a best 'aspect'?
Re: Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:42 am
by X5-D-Sport
well Richard, the goods I have for disposal, Like I said, I'd pay some one to take them away...
like garden refuse / scrap etc.
I did have one fabulous idea - sell off the body parts on e-bay ??
The kidneys & liver are well and truly useless due to the alcoholism & would be used as dog food, but the rest may have some value.
I know this guy from the butchers market on Tuesdays that will do the dismantling, and I have a big fridge...
The best aspect I guess, is in the rear view mirror as I'm making a break for it..
:blink:
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