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Lady Driver.....

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:21 pm
by X5Sport
Waiting to catch speeding drivers a Police officer sees a car puttering along at just 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his blue lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Madam," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour - there's the sign!" ....the old woman says proudly pointing just ahead.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this carOK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:18 pm
by 535dboy
Not bad

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:18 pm
by Reusch
:))

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:42 pm
by IceQueenX
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:27 pm
by Steamyrotter
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)
[/quote]


......at 10:42????


  ::)

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:04 pm
by IceQueenX
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)
[/quote]


......at 10:42????


  ::)
[/quote]

Is that early then? I wasn't necessarily there to sleep, I like a good Penguin Classic, O:-) :-[  ;)

IQ

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:37 pm
by X5Sport
I thought you were more Mills & Boon.... O:-)

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:12 pm
by IceQueenX
Who are they?
Is that like Chaz n Dave?

I think you'd be surprised at what is on my bookshelf...and no, it's not bare  :))

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:55 pm
by X5Sport
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:00 pm
by Steamyrotter
Sure its not Bill will moon??

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:42 pm
by IceQueenX
Oo it's 11.42 I'm still up!

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:45 pm
by IceQueenX
[quote="X5Sport"]
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
[/quote]

Tell SWMBO to have a go with the Black Lace series instead... :whistle:

Re: Lady Driver.....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:46 pm
by IceQueenX
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
Sure its not Bill will moon??
[/quote]

:)) oh he will, willy?