An oldie but goodie...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of the story is: always keep the condoms in the car!
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The Tempting Sister-in-Law
The Tempting Sister-in-Law
Last edited by IceQueenX on Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: The Tempting Sister-in-Law
lol, your the forums tempting sister in law )
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Re: The Tempting Sister-in-Law
Hubba Hubba.... :spiteful: :spiteful:
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: The Tempting Sister-in-Law
current: 2016 Vw Crafter
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
Re: The Tempting Sister-in-Law
Feeling fruity tonight are we, Shad? ) (sorry couldn't resist!)
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Re: The Tempting Sister-in-Law
Yeah, you see, I went upstairs.
Didn't get married but I had one hell of a night. Totally worth it.
Didn't get married but I had one hell of a night. Totally worth it.