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Good news............and bad news..

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Good news............and bad news..

Post by X5Sport » Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:13 pm

A very wealthy art collecting insurance tycoon's lawyer said to him: "I have some good news, and I have some bad news”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she reckons are worth at least £2,000,000”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you banging your secretary”.
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Post by pvr » Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:24 pm

:))

Did you mean to write 535dboy?  :P
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:00 pm

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:))

Did you mean to write 535dboy?  :P
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535dboy a tycoon?  :lol: :lol:  You've been smoking summat again pvr!  He's been called a few things, but never that!
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Post by shadrack » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:03 pm

Lol
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Post by Raj » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:43 am

Now that's proper funny....
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