I've had
check engine oil level
check coolant level - water pump needed replacing as it was leaking
check taillights
check side lights
washer fluid low (seen that lots lately)
ext temperature warning (seen that a lot recently)
self level suspension inactive - had that for a couple of months now but car sitting fine and running okay so assume its a faulty sensor (will get to specialist diagnostics in new year)
low beam lamps - latest issue but quick bulb replacement - easy to do on the 3.0i no need to drop headlight forward or bumper as suggested in some threads
Clearly a good thing that it warns you of the problems but would love a journey without a beep

Am I unlucky or is this a normal part of ownership?