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A young blonde woman walks into a supermarket, and on her way round she sees the bloke who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met and chatted in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad!" she yells at him, " Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No I did not, " he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"

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Nice one. 

Don

For you Richard that was very funny !

Lol

Now that's one for the books LOL.

[quote="535dboy"]
For you Richard that was very funny !
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OK who hacked 535dboy's account?  Or has IQ tamed you?

Richard

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
For you Richard that was very funny !
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OK who hacked 535dboy's account?  Or has IQ tamed you?

Richard
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She had my balls in her hands at the time and told to be nice or else!!

) ) )


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[quote="X5Sport"]
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She has big hands........

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
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She has big hands........
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First you call me fat fingers, now big hands? I think a punishment is in order! I'm getting you a collar!

Rev. 535dboy eh?  Or did you mean something 'darker' or a different 'dog' collar....... O:-)

No, one of those you can get for doggies that gives out an electric shock every time he does something naughty
:biggrin:

Can you boost the voltage a bit.......

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
) ) )


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She has big hands........
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Or do you have small balls?

Don