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On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:35 am
by amacman
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when
the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
"Come on sweetie, eat it all up or
I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still
not feeding, so she said,
"Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give
it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later,
the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:01 am
by X5Sport
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Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:09 am
by pvr
X5Sport taking up bus rides now
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Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:44 am
by X5Sport
Buses. What buses? We don't have those things in rural England!! >:(
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:57 am
by Raj
I'm still on the bus and have told work that some thing has come up.
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:04 pm
by pvr
What
exactly came up?
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:44 pm
by X5Sport
Is IQ up there then?
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:29 pm
by IceQueenX
You lot really need to be taken in hand, very naughty! I haven't taken the bus since a kid puked and it (the puke) went under the seat in front of me :puke:
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:52 pm
by X5Sport
[quote="IceQueenX"]
You lot really need to be taken in hand, very naughty!
[/quote]
Only if you promise to put 535dboy AFTER any of the rest of us.....we would not want anything to put you off. :spiteful:
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:19 pm
by 535dboy
Amacman - love your jokes
Come back more often!!
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:45 pm
by Raj
[quote="pvr"]
What
exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:04 pm
by IceQueenX
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What
exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:11 pm
by Raj
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What
exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:30 pm
by IceQueenX
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What
exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal
If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket!
Re: On the bus
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:43 pm
by Raj
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What
exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal
If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket!
[/quote]
I'm always well behaved and I'd love you to stamp my ticket