Audi Sex...
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:11 pm
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"OK" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" says the girl, "but for kinky I charge £100 an hour."
"Zis is goot" says the German, "Ve haf ze deal!"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large coil springs, some straps, and a duck caller.
"I vant you take off all of your clothes, all of them, and then strap von spring to each of your hands, unt von spring to each of your knees.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to herself exactly as requested.
"Now you vill get on your hans unt knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill now please hold zis duck caller in your teeth, unt you vill blow through zis as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and anyway, the guy is paying £100 an hour!
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced furiously and vigorously all over the room by the energetic German, and all the time she is honk, honk, honking on the duck caller!
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, leaves her gasping and exhausted, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was just amazing, totally amazing....... what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Ve call zis the four-sprung duck technique...."
"OK" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" says the girl, "but for kinky I charge £100 an hour."
"Zis is goot" says the German, "Ve haf ze deal!"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large coil springs, some straps, and a duck caller.
"I vant you take off all of your clothes, all of them, and then strap von spring to each of your hands, unt von spring to each of your knees.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to herself exactly as requested.
"Now you vill get on your hans unt knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill now please hold zis duck caller in your teeth, unt you vill blow through zis as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and anyway, the guy is paying £100 an hour!
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced furiously and vigorously all over the room by the energetic German, and all the time she is honk, honk, honking on the duck caller!
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, leaves her gasping and exhausted, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was just amazing, totally amazing....... what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Ve call zis the four-sprung duck technique...."
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