Jim, a keen golfer, finally decided to 'tie the knot' with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, shortly after their honeymoon, he was meticulously cleaning his golf shoes and his clubs.
His wife was quietly standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married..... I think it's time you quit golfing."
"So maybe you should think of selling your golf clubs."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife...." Jim replied.
"Ex-wife!" she screeches in shock, "I didn't know you'd been married before!"
"I haven't...."
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The Golfer.
The Golfer.
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