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Good Afternoon my X6 Companions,

I feel it necessary to write to you to express my adoration for this sensual car. I find it difficult to express my sexuality in my day to day life with family and friends, work colleagues too. However, when I step inside my X6 I can come out of the closet.

The way the gear stick feels in my hand as I slip it into gear, the feeling of power as a I thrust the accelerator down... It feels like I am a part of the car, I am one with it, our undulating bodies, flesh on machine! When we need to refill and relax, I slot the pump into it's hole, gug gug gug, the sigh of relief when I start him back up again.

Yours Sincerely

Robert

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[quote="gmc15"]
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?????

Has 535dboy forgotten his medication again, or is this a newbie who is just a little OTT about a car?

You need to be careful not to drive the X6 with your wife in it as it seems you will be unable to resist telling her she's surplus to requirement now you've "found yourself". 

535dboy would love you to PM him and give him the full low down on your X6 adventures 

Don

[quote="X5Sport"]
Has 535dboy forgotten his medication again, or is this a newbie who is just a little OTT about a car?
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Newbie who is some what OTT about his car. LOL 

Right - I have not deleted it yet, but the location is not France (unless Bedfordshire is in France nowadays ….) and the content is rather odd.

It is, and it isn't me or IQ.

R

[quote="pvr"]
Right - I have not deleted it yet, but the location is not France (unless Bedfordshire is in France nowadays ….) and the content is rather odd.
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Spoil sport. I was looking forward to seeing how this would run before he was outed! 

Don

Typical X6 drivers!!

[quote="pvr"]
Right - I have not deleted it yet, but the location is not France (unless Bedfordshire is in France nowadays ….) and the content is rather odd.
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My other home is in France; however I have updated to reflect current location

[quote="Don Coffey"]
You need to be careful not to drive the X6 with your wife in it as it seems you will be unable to resist telling her she's surplus to requirement now you've "found yourself". 

535dboy would love you to PM him and give him the full low down on your X6 adventures 

Don
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I think she is well aware of the fact. If I am home I am outside cleaning it. If she goes out I go in

[quote="X6lover"]
[quote="pvr"]
Right - I have not deleted it yet, but the location is not France (unless Bedfordshire is in France nowadays ….) and the content is rather odd.
[/quote]

My other home is in France; however I have updated to reflect current location
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Oh so it suddenly makes sense .... ::)

[quote="535dboy"]
Oh so it suddenly makes sense .... ::)
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I'm an X6 driver what can I say.

I know you feel the same way about your car, glad we finally meet. Maybe we can get a coffee or a bigger gear knob?

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