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A 'hello' and a small rant
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Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
535d....You don't count, you (a) drive an Audi, and (b) aren't an Agony Aunt, just Agony....
Last edited by X5Sport on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:07 am, edited 1 time in total.
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="IceQueenX"]
That's you, that is!
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What X5S?
That's you, that is!
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What X5S?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
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IceQueenX
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
So, any lady advice needed today? Sorry D, I can't solve your issues, it would take too long!
love ya really
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Men's Sandals.....white socks or bare feet?
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Err just no sandals!!??
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Well yes, only in an emergency. And make sure you don't have dark hairy toes like a hobbit.
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
So, any lady advice needed today? Sorry D, I can't solve your issues, it would take too long!
love ya really[/quote]
Men's Sandals.....white socks or bare feet?
[/quote]
Err just no sandals!!??
[/quote]
Well yes, only in an emergency. And make sure you don't have dark hairy toes like a hobbit.
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IceQueenX
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
That's you, that is!
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What X5S?
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Pay attention! (Get's paddle) I did say it was for you, not X5!
[quote="IceQueenX"]
That's you, that is!
[/quote]
What X5S?
[/quote]
Pay attention! (Get's paddle) I did say it was for you, not X5!
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
Sorry Sanj....although 'purse' is the American term for Handbag, so slightly less wimpy than an actual purse but all the same...I'll get my coat.
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Is that your coat or your jacket?
Oh, and Winter tyres are tyres specifically designed for that season. So, they come in neutral colours, with co-ordinated furry accessories and can be used with layering to achieve that special look.
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Is that your coat or your jacket?
Oh, and Winter tyres are tyres specifically designed for that season. So, they come in neutral colours, with co-ordinated furry accessories and can be used with layering to achieve that special look.
Current: M50i arctic grey (G05)
Previous: RRS P400 HST, F15 M50d,F15 30d Msport, E70 35d Msport, 530i, Boxster, 330Ci Sport Vectra GSi, Chevrolet Lumina, Vxl Astras
It'll be allright in the end. If it isn't allright it isn't the end
Previous: RRS P400 HST, F15 M50d,F15 30d Msport, E70 35d Msport, 530i, Boxster, 330Ci Sport Vectra GSi, Chevrolet Lumina, Vxl Astras
It'll be allright in the end. If it isn't allright it isn't the end
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IceQueenX
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
X5Sport, as you pointed out, I do have housework to do 
Going to play with my new Dyson but I'll be back later to keep Austin amused.
Going to play with my new Dyson but I'll be back later to keep Austin amused.-
IceQueenX
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="kenniff"]
Sorry Sanj....although 'purse' is the American term for Handbag, so slightly less wimpy than an actual purse but all the same...I'll get my coat.
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Is that your coat or your jacket?
Oh, and Winter tyres are tyres specifically designed for that season. So, they come in neutral colours, with co-ordinated furry accessories and can be used with layering to achieve that special look.
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Wow, you really know your stuff. When I choose my Wintery tyres I will come to you for advice on complimentary accessories!
Sorry Sanj....although 'purse' is the American term for Handbag, so slightly less wimpy than an actual purse but all the same...I'll get my coat.
[/quote]
Is that your coat or your jacket?
Oh, and Winter tyres are tyres specifically designed for that season. So, they come in neutral colours, with co-ordinated furry accessories and can be used with layering to achieve that special look.
[/quote]
Wow, you really know your stuff. When I choose my Wintery tyres I will come to you for advice on complimentary accessories!
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
I really am not on the ball this morning, sorry.
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You can bounce on mine if you like
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What did they ply you with at the function last night honey, you are even worse today! Have you only got the one ball then?
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) very good!
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
I really am not on the ball this morning, sorry.
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You can bounce on mine if you like
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What did they ply you with at the function last night honey, you are even worse today! Have you only got the one ball then?
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) very good!Current...E90 330i M Spt Blue/Black 2006
640d M Spt Blue/White 2012
Previous...
Audi TTS Black 2012
E53 X5 4.8iS Blue 2004
E92 M3 White 2009
E85 Z4 MR 2006
E61 520d 2009
E90 330d 2006
TVR Cerbera 4.5 1998
640d M Spt Blue/White 2012
Previous...
Audi TTS Black 2012
E53 X5 4.8iS Blue 2004
E92 M3 White 2009
E85 Z4 MR 2006
E61 520d 2009
E90 330d 2006
TVR Cerbera 4.5 1998
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Thanks Raj. It's certainly been interesting on here - I thought there would be more girls to balance out all the testosterone (mainly from JD!)
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You know who scared pretty much all the females away. I'm pleased you haven't been scared off yet as it is refreshing to have you here.
Thanks Raj. It's certainly been interesting on here - I thought there would be more girls to balance out all the testosterone (mainly from JD!)
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You know who scared pretty much all the females away. I'm pleased you haven't been scared off yet as it is refreshing to have you here.
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
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Doing what !?
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Not you :-[
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
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Doing what !?
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Not you :-[
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
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Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
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Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
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So I may know.
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
[/quote]
So I may know.
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
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So I may know.
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Ok
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
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So I may know.
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Ok
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
[/quote]
So you may think.
[/quote]
So I may know.
[/quote]
Ok
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[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
sorry dunno what happened there, late night last night
[/quote]
Doing what !?
[/quote]
Not you :-[
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So you may think.
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So I may know.
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Ok
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Re: A 'hello' and a small rant
So many pages here and thus can't place context on the Hyundai reference to me....someone feel free to clarify
535dboy - Are you on HRT ?
Never mind Austin Powers I was thinking more along lines of Sid James on Refreshers !
Some comments on this thread make Kieth Lemon look sophisticated by comparison
And I may have to go through this thread at some point so as to check for comments to minimise NSFW issues for some.
Now I am off to work this afternoon and evening - Thankfully pvr will be here to overlook proceedings
Play responsibly - And no 535dboy that is not a cue to make comments re safety precautioned intimacy !
535dboy - Are you on HRT ?
Never mind Austin Powers I was thinking more along lines of Sid James on Refreshers !
Some comments on this thread make Kieth Lemon look sophisticated by comparison
And I may have to go through this thread at some point so as to check for comments to minimise NSFW issues for some.
Now I am off to work this afternoon and evening - Thankfully pvr will be here to overlook proceedings
Play responsibly - And no 535dboy that is not a cue to make comments re safety precautioned intimacy !
Last edited by AW8 on Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:26 am, edited 1 time in total.
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