Can you help an 'ol bird?

[535dboy]

[quote="ITBarbie"]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="ITBarbie"]
Lol! yes happily married for years buts it nice to receive a compliment rather than being called a moose! Or even older looking that your wife! Lol
X
[/quote]

Married for years - probably looking for some excitement now then?

Fancy a part time toy boy?

I could be there in 45 mins

Ps that is a compliment too !
[/quote]

Thanks for the compliment.  No extracurricular for me I'm afraid.  45 mins though, that's strange as your wife said you arrive a lot faster than that!

Xxxxx
[/quote]

Touché

[Nat]

It Barbie,

You are not quite right. I've heard 535dboy is a sexual olympian. According to his wife he always comes first and always in record time. !!


( 535dboy............sorry i just couldn't resist ).

Regards,
Nat.

[535dboy]

[quote="Nat"]
It Barbie,

You are not quite right. I've heard 535dboy is a sexual olympian. According to his wife he always comes first and always in record time. !!


( 535dboy............sorry i just couldn't resist ).

Regards,
Nat.
[/quote]

And of course if she is as hot as the profile picture then it maybe even quicker on the first attempt!

At least I have plenty of energy....

PS IT, another compliment there!!!

[pvr]

He is always last when it comes to karting events though  )

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
He is always last when it comes to karting events though  )
[/quote]

I've improved

Lets organise another one. IT can sit on my lap!

[snipez999]

Let us know when you are going karting and ill nip round to show your missus the aston

[535dboy]

[quote="snipez999"]
Let us know when you are going karting and ill nip round to show your missus the aston
[/quote]

She ain't interested in fords.

[pvr]

And also, I don't think she actually exists as I have never seen her.

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
And also, I don't think she actually exists as I have never seen her.
[/quote]

We've had this convo!

Find me on FB!

[pvr]

You don't even exist there unless you are a cartoon character  )

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
You don't even exist there unless you are a cartoon character  )
[/quote]

I'm so ugly that my FB pic is of my lotus.

[X5Sport]

[quote="pvr"]
And also, I don't think she actually exists as I have never seen her.
[/quote]

Is 'she' a Sanj persona then..... :'( 

Richard

[jaynana]

or she could be a MAN!!  :crazy1:

[X5Sport]

[quote="jaynana"]

or she could be a MAN!!  :crazy1:
[/quote]

Is there something about Sanj we need to know.......... >:D

[Rusty]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="jaynana"]

or she could be a MAN!!  :crazy1:
[/quote]

Is there something about Sanj we need to know.......... >:D
[/quote]

Now I'm getting confused, which one is a man?  535dboy, his 'wife', Sanj or all of the above?


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