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Joining the X5 fold
- jason@bwchiptune
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Joining the X5 fold
[quote=""snipez999""]Locked into build now, so no heated steering wheel.
That's it then, divorce looms......
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I can fit a electric shock steering wheel if divorce looms
Make sure you take out extra insurance
That's it then, divorce looms......
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I can fit a electric shock steering wheel if divorce looms
Make sure you take out extra insurance
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- jason@bwchiptune
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Joining the X5 fold
[quote=""Sanj""]LOL!
I'll even wear the lippy...[/quote]
Don't start him off his wife would kill him for lick stick on his collar let alone his face
I'll even wear the lippy...[/quote]
Don't start him off his wife would kill him for lick stick on his collar let alone his face
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Re: Joining the X5 fold
After all that, you can't have a heated steering wheel on the M Sport, unless things have changed since I bought mine ... I'm now faced with extreme hardship on chilly days. How do I cope?!!
Great spec. Best I've seen for a while.
Great spec. Best I've seen for a while.
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Spare: VW Golf V5
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First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Re: Joining the X5 fold
Ah great I'm relieved
Yes, I keep telling her she's a lucky girl ro have me LOLOL
Worst bit is it's a surprise so I've yet to figure out how to limit her mileage to <3k over the next 12 weeks and how to get her to the BMW dealer in her Audi for the handover, without raising suspicion.
I have a few weeks in which to plot anyway
Yes, I keep telling her she's a lucky girl ro have me LOLOL
Worst bit is it's a surprise so I've yet to figure out how to limit her mileage to <3k over the next 12 weeks and how to get her to the BMW dealer in her Audi for the handover, without raising suspicion.
I have a few weeks in which to plot anyway
Re: Joining the X5 fold
If she doesn't like it, you may have a new 'friend' in Sanj........
My other half just asked if she was getting one for Valentine's Day.......you are in so much doo doo now...... Come to think of it, so am I probably, especially as it's our 10th Wedding Anni in November.....
She wanted an M3 convertible last year, so I bought her a 1/16th scale model of one......
My other half just asked if she was getting one for Valentine's Day.......you are in so much doo doo now...... Come to think of it, so am I probably, especially as it's our 10th Wedding Anni in November.....
She wanted an M3 convertible last year, so I bought her a 1/16th scale model of one......
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Joining the X5 fold
Woohoo - I'll get me glad-rags on!
I'm not easy mind! But if I'm getting an X I'll make a bit of an effort for you.
I'm not easy mind! But if I'm getting an X I'll make a bit of an effort for you.
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Re: Joining the X5 fold
Why am I having visions of the world's least convincing transvestite?!!
Yes, our 10th anniversary this year too so it will be an early present fpr her.
Yes, our 10th anniversary this year too so it will be an early present fpr her.
Re: Joining the X5 fold
[quote=""snipez999""]Why am I having visions of the world's least convincing transvestite?!!
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Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Joining the X5 fold
10 years? You lightweights ... 22 soon
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Joining the X5 fold
22 years well done. It's my 10 wedding anniversary this year after being with Mr IT Barbie for 22 years. Gulp!
He won't get me an X but I keep dropping hints about a Mulberry Handbag. Well it's only £600'ish! Lol
Sorry Sanj but I think you'd be hard pushed for a Primark one in your trannie get up! Lol
He won't get me an X but I keep dropping hints about a Mulberry Handbag. Well it's only £600'ish! Lol
Sorry Sanj but I think you'd be hard pushed for a Primark one in your trannie get up! Lol
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Re: Joining the X5 fold
It seems that there's a few 10th anniversary's on here this year then as it's mine and mrs x555's also. We got married on the weekend of the queens jubilee.
She wont be having a new X either this year. I did promise that if she lasted ten years with me that i would get her an eternity ring that she has always liked but the way the finances are at the mo she will probably end up with a harribo one
She wont be having a new X either this year. I did promise that if she lasted ten years with me that i would get her an eternity ring that she has always liked but the way the finances are at the mo she will probably end up with a harribo one
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Re: Joining the X5 fold
I had to get the ring when we had been together 10 years (now in our 18th). My folks have been married almost 51 years and my Mum is still waiting, and hinting for hers.....
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Joining the X5 fold
I didn't make two years with my first - my lawyer said get out before two years or it will cost you, no regrets!
Going to give it another go in about 6 weeks!
Going to give it another go in about 6 weeks!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Joining the X5 fold
So .. where is the invite?
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911 50th anniversary -
Site & Forum Admin Team Member.
911 50th anniversary -
Site & Forum Admin Team Member.
Re: Joining the X5 fold
[quote=""pvr""]So .. where is the invite?[/quote]
I know you said you had loads of airmiles - are you going to donate them to everybody on the forum to come!?
I know you said you had loads of airmiles - are you going to donate them to everybody on the forum to come!?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport