On the bus

[X5Sport]

I'm only 30 mins from MK, so you get two chances to see an X6......and I was there last weekend.

Richard

[IceQueenX]

Richard, I always keep my eyes peeled for your giant man pink machine but I have not yet had the pleasure!
I can only imagine....

[Reusch]

Let the battle commence

[IceQueenX]

I wouldn't suggest a battle of wits, you blokes are unarmed!  )

[X5Sport]

We have intelligence and devious cunning on our sides. 

Those of us with 'Man Pink' cars even more so because we are more in touch with our female sides....you girls stand no chance  >:D

Richard

[IceQueenX]

[quote="X5Sport"]
We have intelligence and devious cunning on our sides. 

Those of us with 'Man Pink' cars even more so because we are more in touch with our female sides....you girls stand no chance  >:D

Richard
[/quote]

Listen Rich, or may I call you Dick?  >:D
As another wise forum member recently said-it's all rumour, show me true factual evidence!!  )

[X5Sport]

No contest.....I'm married to a blonde.. O:-)

Richard

[amacman]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'



And some blonde man jokes .

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: " Did you find the shampoo? "
He answers, " Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. "
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A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
" I think it's got epilepsy, " he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, " It seems calm enough to me. "
The blonde man says, " Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet. "
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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope " DO NOT BEND " .
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone, " My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart! "
" Is this her first child? " asks the Doctor.
" No! " he shouts, " this is her husband! "
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A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, " That's your air freshener swinging about! "
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A blond man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says " Why don't you
put an ad in the paper? "
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
" What did you put in the paper? " his wife asks.
" Here boy! " he replies.
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A blond man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
" Just WHAT are you doing? " he asks.
" Hanging myself, " the blonde replies.
" The rope should be around your neck " says the guard.
" I tried that, " he replies, " but then I couldn't breathe. "
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(This one
actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: " Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? " To which the blonde man replies: " If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat. "
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A friend told the blond man: " Christmas is on a Friday this year. "
The blonde man then said, " Let's hope it's not the 13th. "
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: " What if one explodes before we get there? "
The other says: " We'll lie and say we only found two. "
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A woman phoned her blond neighbour man and said: " Close your curtains the next time you & & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday. "
To which the blond man replied: " Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

[IceQueenX]

Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!

[535dboy]

[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

I could do with some relief too....

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

I could do with some relief too....
[/quote]

So predictable! 

[X5Sport]

[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

He changed the gender so you would understand them.......

[IceQueenX]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

He changed the gender so you would understand them.......
[/quote]


Oh, you are so in the S*** now; being married to a flaxen-haired female you must know we are not to be trifled with  >:D
(says the woman who just put the response in the quote box again and had to edit  ))

[535dboy]

[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

He changed the gender so you would understand them.......
[/quote]


Oh, you are so in the S*** now; being married to a flaxen-haired female you must know we are not to be trifled with  >:D
(says the woman who just put the response in the quote box again and had to edit  )
[/quote]

And then missed the closing bracket !!

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]


Thank you, amacman, just the kind of light relief needed on a Monday morning!
I didn't know there were blonde man jokes too!
[/quote]

He changed the gender so you would understand them.......
[/quote]


Oh, you are so in the S*** now; being married to a flaxen-haired female you must know we are not to be trifled with  >:D
(says the woman who just put the response in the quote box again and had to edit  )
[/quote]

And then missed the closing bracket !!
[/quote]

Be quiet you! I'll deal with you too, in time!