Aussie pick up line

[amacman]

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..



He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,


'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

[shadrack]

lol

[ITBarbie]

I like it!

[shadrack]

[quote="ITBarbie"]
I like it!
[/quote]

what wearing no knickers

[ITBarbie]

I never wear knickers but the joke was funny! Lol

[shadrack]

:tease:

[pvr]

You will give 535dboy a heart attack, blond and no knickers  )

[pcdee]

Lol....good one

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[X5Sport]

[quote="pvr"]
You will give 535dboy a heart attack, blond and no knickers  )
[/quote]

At least it'll be quieter........but of course she might wear leather..or some other exotic creation.

Just trying to help 535dboy..... >:D

[pvr]

Have a cold shower x5sport  )

[shadrack]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
You will give 535dboy a heart attack, blond and no knickers  )
[/quote]

At least it'll be quieter........but of course she might wear leather..or some other exotic creation.

Just trying to help 535dboy..... >:D
[/quote]

what a perv

[535dboy]

[quote="ITBarbie"]
I never wear knickers but the joke was funny! Lol
[/quote]

I know this!!!