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Adult Education - Classes for Women 2014

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Adult Education - Classes for Women 2014

Post by X5Sport » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:13 pm

Winter Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, January 31st, 2014

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO A MAXIMUM 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and 1-2-1 Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Drive - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Re: Adult Education - Classes for Women 2014

Post by pvr » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:34 pm

Did you practise that one at home yet?  :bangin: :judge: :axe: :boom:
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Post by X5Sport » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:37 pm

One or two have been suggested...... >:D O:-)
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Re: Adult Education - Classes for Women 2014

Post by pvr » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:52 pm

Did you try the one that if you set the thermostat to 30 degrees that the house does not warm up any quicker than if you set it at 20? :))
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Post by X5Sport » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:02 pm

She's Blonde - remember.  :)) :)) :))
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Post by pvr » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:31 pm

Don't admit that in front of 535, he is like a dog on heat with blondes …
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Re: Adult Education - Classes for Women 2014

Post by 535dboy » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:08 am

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