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A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by gchristofi » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:23 pm

Just took my GF out in my Nissan. Overtook a porsche 991, Lamborghini lm-640 and just got to the bank in time to withdraw this months salary (250k).  Should get me a 90" 4k TV . LOL. You lot are sh*t.  Gotta go, mum says my tea is ready.

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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by pvr » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:22 pm

Is 535dboy with your mum?  8)
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by 535dboy » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:39 pm

[quote="pvr"]
Is 535dboy with your mum?  8)
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No, your mrs!
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by snipez999 » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:56 pm

That's one bad boy Juke. I assume they were both parked.
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by Steamyrotter » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:20 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
Page 2 will be NSFW if 535dboy has anything to do with it ..
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Www.youporn.co.uk
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He said Page 2.

You were a little premature there.........
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by 535dboy » Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:07 am

[quote="Steamyrotter"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
Page 2 will be NSFW if 535dboy has anything to do with it ..
[/quote]

Www.youporn.co.uk
[/quote]

He said Page 2.

You were a little premature there.........
:xmastongue: :xmastongue: :xmastongue:
[/quote]

Damn it!!!
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2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by jaynana » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:02 am

Have to come to xdrivers for that NSWP feature  :P
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Re: A typical day in the life of a motoring internet forum

Post by X5Sport » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:06 pm

[quote="jaynana"]
Have to come to xdrivers for that NSWP feature  :P
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A what feature?  Too much Xmas spirit :xmastongue:
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