Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.

Three men in a bar....

Jokes and humour! Keep it clean(ish) folks!
Post Reply
User avatar
X5Sport
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 18776
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:09 pm
Location: Planet X6......

Three men in a bar....

Post by X5Sport » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:00 pm

Three men in a bar...........

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new BMW. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the BMW, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she
would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator.  I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

User avatar
shadrack
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 2631
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:19 pm
Location: north yorkshire

Re: Three men in a bar....

Post by shadrack » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:02 pm

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
current: 2016 Vw Crafter
              2007 318d touring
              2008 Transit sport van            
              1964 vw beach buggy
              1988 e30 325i convertible

User avatar
pvr
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 5254
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:13 pm
Location: West Sussex

Re: Three men in a bar....

Post by pvr » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:18 pm

:))
X5M F85,  Golf Clipper, Abarth 595 Competizioni, Jeep

911 50th anniversary -
Site & Forum Admin Team Member.

User avatar
535dboy
Lifer
Lifer
Posts: 5491
Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:38 am
Location: East Sussex

Re: Three men in a bar....

Post by 535dboy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:30 pm

Really !?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros

Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport

Post Reply